I received a pleasant call on Tuesday and the caller asked me how I was handling Tropical Depression #16 (which is not be confused with Love Potion #9 or Mambo #5) . I thought I was very clever when I replied "It's just all so so...sad". Ironically, the weather has been quite nice the last day or so. So I've decided the Tropical Depression, which has since developed into a lovely young storm by the name Ophelia merits its own mixtape. 1. Sadness Pt. 1 by Enigma 2. Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now by The Smiths 3. Sour Times (Nobody Loves Me) by Portishead 4. Cryin' by Roy Orbison 5. Here Comes The Rain Again by The Eurythmics 6. Brandy by The Looking Glass I also offer a final question to the masses: Could the perfect woman really be the perfect woman if she doesn't cook? Shakespearean tragedies were never so sad. Think Ill go listen to my tape.