It has been years since I've been able to say this, but tonight... is a school night. Yikes. Just put the boys to bed and we're looking forward to an interesting morning as we dress up our little man, hang a backpack on his shoulders, put a Hot Wheels lunchbox in his hand, and put him on a schoolbus.

Exciting. Expect photos.

I'm sorry to find out my wife is uncomfortable with her given name. Fortunately, I maintain a vast inventory of alternatives.