Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Thursday, September 22, 2005

Alane, you bring back memories of raising children that make me glad mine are grown and all of us survived. I am proud of you for hanging in there and not hiding under the bed while the world floated away around you (metaphorically speaking.)I have never had the washer overflow, but I have had the pump quit with the washer full of water and had to bail it out. . .I sympathize with you on the amount of work it was.

I always told my kids I was going for the title of "World's Meanest Mother" although I am sure I was much more lenient than my parents were. . .

You both can be proud of the kids' linguistic skills even when one of them puts his voice to work in a hollaring fit. I used to chant to myself to keep my sanity that God or Mother Nature or whomever was in charge that gave my kids their personality traits did so for a reason. . .reminding myself that every trait has both a positive and negative, i.e., the kid is tenacious, the kid is stubborn; the kid is talented in debate, the kid was born arguing with a sign post. . .the kid has a great linguistic skills, the kid chatters incessantly. . .the kid that asked why incessantly about everything turned out to be a doctor at Johns Hopkins. . .(fortunately I let her live long enough to get there). . .I haven't found a flip side for colic, though. Man, that was awful with nothing to redeem it! I fell asleep one night while the oldest was colicky and dropped her on the floor. And of course, I still have a tiny nagging corner of my mind where I harbor guilt for that!

My kids never threw a tantrum probably because they had seen me dump a pail of water on the cat for climbing on the screen door and they figured I might do the same to them if they misbehaved. I totally stunned three kids that day!

In re: Rita's trip through Florida
Glad the snack food, in whatever quantity, is in good order. I hope the cruise is a pleasant one, even if not the one planned. . .I have always secretly wanted to go on a cruise, but am afraid I might be hanging over the rail green about the gills the whole trip.