Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Got the mail yesterday and I continue to be relieved by the conspicuous absence of offensive campaign literature. It's the only good outcome of the election -- no longer having to receive daily piles of shrill idiocy. (Though I suppose it'll get bad soon enough -- when the tax bills start arriving.)

Yesterday's stack included a postcard from 5/3 Bank offering 53 reasons to bank there. Which was interesting, because I did not see 53 reasons on it. It was a friggin postcard.

And besides, all I could think of was the one reason that I would never bank at 5/3: they once pissed me off.

Heh. Put a TARP over that one.