John i do not know how i feel about that dream. There is not a single reference in Jessica's dream book to donkey shlong. I do like the new term we shall use. Atenzu.....We use to call it stand up comedian. This is much better.

Wednesday i spent the day at my moms house. Mutzzie was there. He and my father were attempting to cut down a cabbage palm that was really not offending anyone. They got halfway through the tree and the chain broke. So......wig and wheels trot across the street to borrow a chainsaw. The pull rope snaps at the first try to start it. no luck. The neighbor comes by. yes billy Busch and he surveys the situation. He decides to drive over the work truck from a large cable company with his cherry picker and says i bet i could take that out with my bumper. So big Vin says" GO FOR IT and give him a beer before he does it" He hit this tree 4 times and it went nowhere. The sound was awesome. i should have taped it. So the tree stays...... Maybe we can decorate it. we later began pulling all the life size nativity people from storage. Jenia and i drove home from our second trip there and i found an OLD batman mask in the storage that i forced onto my head. We get to the light and we are in a 2 lane left turn lane on a major road. This douche rides his bike through the crosswalk after the light turns green. The guy to the right stops hard and jenia hits his brakes. Bike douche yells whoa whoa......I stare out the window and say nothing as my head speaks for itself. As well as the truck filled to the roof with a back lit plastic nomadic tribe led by batman. out of the way we must forage and put up camp.

I am sorry to disappoint but my drive on I95 has been greatly shortened and therefore less eventful. I will never say uneventful.

Cool thing my mall has a blizzard every night at 7:30pm. Looks great and this week it was actually cold. well 45 degrees.