Finally, someone posted the Fruit Islands cereal commercial:



In college we had a crayfish in a tank who loved to eat that cereal. If we had that crayfish now we'd make stuffing out of him for tomorrow's dinner.

And for after tomorrow's culinary festivities, there's always this: a vibrating toilet seat. If I had one, I'd install it in the basement. Make my little room into a theme park. I mean, more than it already is.