Had a bizarre dream last night. I was on a crazy boat ride. Crazy because much of the trip took us across muddy land surfaces. I think we were circumnavigating Manhattan; I cannot account for the muddy grass we were skidding across before we slid back into the river.

At the end of the journey was a boathouse, and a ramp the boat was somehow able to climb to get inside. Once we got in I noticed two donkeys copulating on the left side of the large room.

"Maybe we should've knocked before coming in," I muttered.

It did not seem all that odd that our mud-mobile boathouse also served as a horny-donkey cathouse. The sign on the right-side wall seemed to certify this dual-use: it had before-and-after illustrations of donkey-schlong. For educational purposes, I'm sure.

The first illustration showed the unaroused donkey member as a small thumb-like appendage, dangling lazily. Under it was the word "normal."

The other showed the same member elongated with cartoonish exaggeration, ready for action. Under that was the word "attenzu."

Attenzu!?!?

I looked it up. That's not a word!

Until now, that is...