Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

In today's mail: a postcard flyer from Fifth Third Bank. It says "Tell us your life story, and you can change your future."

My reply: read the blog to get our life story. Then go scratch your ass.

I also heard from Little Vito this morning. He told me that for breakfast he had eggplant parmesan and french vanilla coffee. I did not ask if he had put them into his Vita-Mix first.
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