Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Saturday, October 06, 2007

Mojo is not misbehaved, he's just misunderstood. I think he should be universally praised...it takes intelligence, confidence and ambition to redesign the numeric system himself....plus I don't believe a word that librarian says ....most librarians are evil incarnate. You know the smell of a library makes Merle have to make a brunz. Not sure if that little nugget of info will ever help you in any way, it just seemed important for me to mention.
Well, its been a pretty exciting week out in Spumoni, as you know we moved Joey and Jess into a bigger pad to fit their upcoming arrival....that we have confirmed has a winky. We are thrilled and excited to add one more....plus the Pecorino Crime Family could use some new soldiers. Joey said " ...it will be a masculine child" and it reminded me of a time, this real Macho Banana-Head boasted to me in regards to him having four sons, "Let me tell you something Steve, it takes a man...to make a man!" He said this as I watched his son repeatedly smash his head against the kitchen floor until it was bruised, to which Mr. Macho then added "Thats why we call him Frankie Bad-head".
HOwever, Moving Day with BazzukaJoe and Jess was awesome, I would estimate it was about 700 Degrees Fahrenheit and and monsooning most of the day...so if anyone ever needs help moving into an Amazonian rain forest just call up me, BazzukaJoe and Ree....because as Uncle Lenny once said while hip-shaking with a belly-dancer "I have esperienza!". As expected it was both fun and informative, for example Pat showed us how to sandwich wrap a sofa, so next time we need to save a 400 lb. sausage and pepper hero for lunch, we know the procedure. Moving into the new place reminded me of the boardgame "Operation"...we were so paranoid about touching the walls, that everytime we moved a piece of furniture it looked like we were trying to remove the funny bone....without lighting up the landlord's nose. Also, you know how humans are 90% water?....well Joey's apartment is 90% cologne. Finally, Joey and Jess have a painting of their wedding portrait that I feel should be in the Louvre...maybe by the Picassos.
Anyway, I got more to talk about...but right now its time for me to have some cawf'.