Dill pickle flavor is nothing. You need to go to a Dollar General store. There is always a strange smell of old musty clothes almost like a goodwill kinda scent. They always have a disturbing assortment of things, which why i go. I recently saw Charles Chips Ketchup flavored chips and Worcesteshire Flavor chips. Hand down though......I still find salt and vinegar chips as the most appalling. Smell like a pair of cleats after game 7 of the world series.

Ahh yes my moving day was interesting to say the least. The spanish women that kept rubbing steves arm after i yanked mine away from her. She kept babbling in spanish and pointing at her stomach. The shrink wrapping of my couch was awesome. We were trying to jess and her mom to sit on it first but suddenly they didn't feel like sitting.It was obvious Pat had done this before. I was thinking this could be how he wrapped the soup can, it would answer a lot. We moved each piece stealthly into the house as if there were a baby sleeping. All to not disturb the paint and cause a disturbance in the force. Mid lift he could here the high pitched scream of the paint being nicked by the crib. I thought i said be careful..........no metal hangers.
Most interesting were the 2 hand trucks brought over to assist in the move. 1 was plastic and could barely hold a box of pillows. The other looked like it was used to move some of the animal crates onto Noah's Ark. I swear it had metal wheels and squeeled as we pushed it. It was amazing. The rain was biblical. Nonstop. What i dont understand is how it could monsoon and still be 112 degrees outside.

I went to the post office and filled out a change of address form. The lady said this is all you need and it will be processed today. Awesome. Finally something easy. I have received only 2 letters so far. both from the post office to tell me my address was changed and if i am the previous resident mail in the card. 2 weeks and i still get this lady's mail.I was thinking why is this not working. Yesterday i get a confirmation of address change from the post office. It said no magazines or catalogs will be re routed. No standard mail will be forwarded.So why did i change my address? So the post master can send me letters explaining why i am not. And so i can recieve offers for limited edition stamps. Is this insanity? Today i recieved the previous residents mail, bills and magazine. I officially give up.

That painting is more like a frieda khalo if you ask me. It will actually be hung at spumoni south so they dont get lonely. Its something by one of the fettuccini's.

I eagerly await the day John Paul and Jojo meet Peanut, whom we have not decided on a nem for as of yet.