I have decided that shopping for a new car is probably the worst thing i can imagine. I think i would prefer a good kick in the ass or possibly a good puch in the head. Where do they recruit these people? It seems like they should get some sort of tax break for the amount of douche bags congregated under one roof. Just once i want the guy to say,"no sir -you cannot afford that car" I need room for 2 car seats and i cannot afford more than a $300 car payment. So show me the car in my realm not the car thats going to take you 2 hours to discover the lowest payment possible is $480. Sometimes I think these are the places you bring uncle vito and my dad. If there were ever a group of annoying ass heads that deserve to be dragged out all over the lot for half a day only to find out the answer is "NO,i don't think i want that one." I would love to see the guys face after all the haggling and paperwork and loan approval comes through only for my dad to change his mind about the whole thing because the floor mats look a bit scuffed and they wont replace them. I am over the whole thing. I think you should just get online and pick out the car and all its options and it should show up at your house in a week.
No need for douchinteraction.

I hope a mastandrea comes in first at the pinewood derby. Do you get to sell advertising space on your car like jeff gordon? Make steve send you a blackouts sticker or two. I think a hood decal with a large meatball dripping with sauce is enough said.

ellexa is speaking a lot. everything is amusing.She decided to call me joe all day today. Yesterday i came home from work and she was feeding and changing her doll. She repeats everything and its quite amusing. She rambles on and on and we just stare and try to interpret what it is she is trying to say. Tomorrow we satrt learning the vast array of cured and salted meats. We will keep everyone up to date on her progress.
I believe we will start with:
CAPICOLA
GENOA SALAMI
PROSCUITTO