Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Friday, July 28, 2006

My aunt is better than your aunt.

I have to elaborate on the post I made last night because the world needs to know the extraordinary action Marie took last week as she arranged to attend the funeral. Obviously, she requested time off. When her employer denied her the annual leave she would need to travel, she offered to take the time unpaid. When they continued to refuse she explained the importance of being there for the family. And when they still failed to budge... she resigned.

Isn't that awesome? Does she not rock?

In the Encyclopedia Mastandrea, the entries for "Love" and "Loyalty" are not just adjacent alphabetically -- they also share an identical definition. See above.

Shout it from the rooftops: Aunt Marie is boss.