Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Sunday, July 09, 2006

How serious am I about my baseball grudge? Well, right now I'm watching soccer. And this morning? Tennis.

Lame? You bet. But I did go through most of the 1990s not watching baseball. And I'm pretty sure Wimbledon never found steroids in its locker rooms. And soccer? Those sissies need all the halp they can get.

Cheese-eating surrender-monkeys are already up 1-0 over the Eye-talians (who really shouldn't be expected to concentrate on a Sunday -- shouldn't they all be home eating meatballs today?)
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