Earlier this morning, I was green with envy as I watched Foxnews's Brian Kilmeade seated in shotgun of the Oscar Meyer Weiner Mobile. Quite an informative segment, I learned a great deal about the vehicle which in the last decade has become my personal "Moby Dick". For the first time I enjoyed a close-up view the majestic interior with its plush leather couches and blue sky painted ceilings . I also learned the truth behind a few of its long held myths: ex.: although when stopped for promos everyone is entitled to two hot dogs, the hot dogs are not continuosly cooked on board. The Weinermobile must be parked and another vehicle must join them before hot dogs can be distributed. The Weiner-mobile cannot stop at a red light and hand out hot dogs to nearby vehicles and pedestrians...under such conditions they may only hand out "Weenie-whistles". As you can imagine, after hearing this my fascination not only failed to diminish, but instead grew even larger. I imagine myself driving up to a church on Sunday morning and welcoming the exiting parishioners to the vehicle, as my voice booms over the loudspeaker: "Parents and children alike step right up for very special gift, its a weenie-whistle...now I want you all to stick it in your mouth and blow!!" I know....I need therapy. By the way loved Berea's first skully board, I noticed another difference from the Brooklyn version: the absence of broken glass and dogshit. Those were obstacles we always opted to leave in the game...as part of the challenge. Is Berea's version easier? Perhaps. Better smelling and less bloody? Absolutely.