Well, I did say that I'd post the MLB's reply -- I suppose that would also include non-replies. Here goes:

Thank you for bringing this to our attention. Your e-mail has been
forwarded to the appropriate department.

Please feel free to call our toll-free Customer Support department at
1-866-800-1275 for information or assistance. Thank you for taking the
time to write!

Regards,
ATM, MLB.com Support

Meaning? Who knows. It came in last night, which puts their response time at about 48 hours (not unlike the hold time people report on their customer service number). Alane and I watched about one inning of last night's exhibition: she wanted to see David Wright at the plate. I sat through it with Vito-like disgust. Then I was doubly-disgusted: I heard Chemical Brothers samples on a Budweiser commercial. That's wrong! When you hear "Galvanize" the visuals are supposed to be clown krumping -- not bad-beer!

Yeah, I'm getting more Vito-like every day. Have another beer, Torre!