Woke up, looked at my watch, and decided that six o'clock wasn't too early to get up. So I brushed my teeth, came downstairs and started making coffee. On the computer, I saw that Vito IM'ed me this link last night -- and yes, the linked material lives up to Vito's scrupulous standards of humor. A dog that barks and craps... and sings! In Italian! About crap!

Anyway, I'm not sure when I first noticed that it wasn't really six o'clock. I had misread the time by an hour. So now I'm sitting here in a dark and mostly empty living room, drinking coffee and singing to myself: "Abbaia e caca!" While the town sleeps.