Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

I am a frenetic multi-tasker. That's one of the (many) reasons the long drive on I-80 is so difficult for me. Someone needs to develop a way to blog and drive at the same time -- all the good conversation ideas hit you while you're on the open road. Especially when there's no one with you to actually reality-test the brilliance of your original insight. So there I was today, tooling across the wide and vapid expanse of Pennsylvania, the Jeep's rear speakers blasting Led Zeppelin, my jaws slowly gnawing a giant wad of beef jerky, my mind wandering on every imaginable subject.

I had lots of great ideas for blog posts.

And now that I'm home, I've forgotten all of them.