Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Sunday, March 26, 2006

I'm watching Sopranos now; just finished watching last week's. The ICU scenes don't seem realistic without a provolone hanging over the bed.

Back in Tuckahoe, the trains pass much closer. I got the boys crew-cuts yesterday -- they look good. Cookie even got some amorous across-the-aisle attention from a female classmate at Mass yesterday evening. And Mojo -- that kid is shot. He gives me a hard time when I tell him we're sleeping at the new house instead of his grandparents' -- and yet within the last week he threatened to trade both of them away:
  • First, to pay for a hypothetical speeding ticket, he offered to turn in his grandmother.
  • Next, at dinner last night, he declared that he needed he needed a new grandpa -- one that could throw fire.
  • That kid is shot.