Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

I have to say I agree with your sentiment there, John. I purchased Via Voice from IBM several years ago with the intention of talking to my computer whenever a bright idea struck, because they don't stick. Unfortunately, my Ozark accent confused the program and it totally fouled up anything I tried to say. Supposedly VISTA will be much more voice oriented and more browser objects will be aural in the future, but IBM told me they didn't think that they could ever get a machine to orient to a southern or hillbilly voice. . .*sigh* They offered me my money back, so I can at least say they were fair.