Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Sunday, July 03, 2005

Speaking of eating, tomorrow is the annual Nathan's hot dog eating contest and the Post has the starting line-up (but since they added that intrusive registration requirement, I'm not linking to them).

Last year's winner, Takeru Kobayashi, will naturally be there to defend the coveted mustard yellow belt. Hungry Charles Hardy, who tipped the scales at 325 lbs., will also be there, as will Eric Badlands Booker, at 400 lbs.

It's no mystery who will win. The real question is this: will Don Vito tune in? And What Would he Say?
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