Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Friday, July 01, 2005

Good riddance. Now that the unprincipled and unreliable (redundant, eh?) Sandra Day O'Connor is stepping aside, I'm sitting by the phone, awaiting that call from the White House. Yeah, I could be a Supreme Court Justice. You think Scalia writes overly snide opinions in defense of classical liberalism? I can be infinitely more snide.

To quote the ridiculous Senator John F. Kerry, I say loudly: "Put me in!"
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