Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Monday, July 04, 2005

I'm all set, camped out in front of the television, waiting for the big compeitition. Will there be a repeat of last year's record performance? Or will the Americans beat back the Japanese? We considered driving down to Coney Island to join the eager crowds... but we immediately snapped out of it.