I do hope HR was amused. I apologize for the rectal disturbance.

There is only mental disability in florida. I am astounded by the drivers that reside in our state. They see a merge arrow and they go faster. I was wondering if anyone knew roughly how many miniature brown landscapers you can fit in the back of an F150. I have counted as high as 12. That is at 75mph on the highway. I wonder if they all have to be wearing seatbelts? Well at least they all have on cowboy boots. I ,however, can get a ticket for driving in the High Occupaancy Lane. I fail to understand how this works. How many people do i need. Does my cat count as an occupant?

I was next to a pickup last week that had so many bricks piled in the back that the tires were deformed. Its amazing and amusing. I just make sure i dont stay behind these pin heads.

i decided that i will carry a boat horn wherever i go from now on. There is never a time when the horn will not be appreciated. on the road...in publix.....at work.....dentist office.....
It will be my new personal policy and accessory