Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Thursday, July 21, 2005

I did not carry a backpack into the city today, and it's good I didn't -- the gendarmes conducting random bag searches would have gotten en eyeful of all the strange crap I tend to haul around for no particular reason.

Might there still be a spinning lollipop kicking around at the bottom of one of those zippered pouches? Today's WSJ had an article that mentioned the inventors of that clever candy-gadget (speaking of wedding anniversaries).