Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Sunday, February 06, 2005

Of course it's possible to wipe one's ass while having a phone conversation -- that's what speaker-phone is all about. I like the idea of hash-marks on the side... I'm picturing a huge Pyrex measuring cup with a seat. No spout, please no spout.