I do wish steve would discuss his wherabouts the last week or so. He attended the misfit fair and had 2 farts and a turd squeezed out of him on the HIMALAYA. He was at the amorous alcoholic house. He attended the nipple twisting convention downtown. And in the interim he has been consoling Justinian Skolobosto( also known as 36 shits & matching hatinski) in his severe tumble down mount lindsey. Steve. Give him the morrissey cd. Because some girls are bigger than others and some girls mothers are bigger than other girls mothers.

Cynical you say. For a mastandrea being cynical arrives about the time you first shit on the bowl. I believe it is developed in the frontal brow area of the cranium.

The Fair was quite an experience. It is the single reason for every misfit trailer park mullet in the state to creep out of their mobile home and eat a fried twinkie. Debuting this year is the fried snickers bar. What could be better? Batter and deep fried snickers. Its like a zeppole with a liquid snicker center. Or maybe you would rather have a turkey leg torn from the very rare 6 foot Chernobyl turkey. If you were working the fair you'd be eating that turkey leg in the bathroom. I dont know why. It somehow fits in the equation.

So when will joe maha make another trip to the east coast. Florida is not far. Ask john. he was insane enough to drive here.