Happy Day...
I don't know, it popped into my head. You left out some Joes:

Joe Shtrimps- an old high school buddy know for his interesting command of the language

Joe Gagalia- an old friend of vins from the transit authority known for his hair and temper as well as an interesting command of the language

Playdates huh? I don't know if i could be a part of that scene. I think maybe Alane should watch the Surreal Life. Verne is an amusing guy.

I had to work this evening but right before i left i was treated to an act of brief stupidity. An idiot was letting his girlfriend put eyeliner on him and when she was done he wiped off with nail polish remover and then followed it up with alcohol. Good thing he was too embarrassed to complain.

I went to use the bathroom at the mall yesterday and when i stepped away the automatic flush did its job. However it continued to fill with water til it flooded the urinal and poured all over the floor like a mini niagara falls. The guy next to me just looked at me and made a face. Like something i could have pissed out would have clogged it? Moron. I am not sorry his feet got wet. I reacted quick and moved.

Why is it whenever i call someone they are taking a dump? Is this karma? Is it possible to execute a good wipe when you're having a conversation. There should be a gallup poll on bathroom talkers. Striped or not? I think most would have residual fecal material due to lack of concentration. So has anyone taken any good photos of their dook lately? Just wondering.

While we are on the subject. Justinian is also known as 36 shits because he ate dinner with us at Steve's one night and he had to shit about 3 or was it 6 times. He was in there a while and even boasted having memorized a framed poem "ode to Steve by Kimberly Mexicano" on their bathroom wall due to lack of reading material. So the 3 & 6 became 36. You know the only 2 things in steves bathroom are a poem about him on the wall and Kim and Steve snorkling in a frame on the toilet tank. Is that strange for a dookie room?I dont know. That boy ain't right.

I know someone i work with that keeps yahtzee in the bathroom for those longer vists. I have been finding magazines in the bathroom at work. So the discussion logically arose. I think there should be pampered ass parties instead of pampered chef. You know they could devise all kinds of bathroom accessories for cleansing and passing the time. Making the baccous more user friendly and inviting. The crowning piece could be that automatic toilet -- and they could bring a mobile version in and encourage everyone to give a whirl. Or a swirl. Test drive it. They could have like custom toilet paper and special tools. Maybe a special toilet with graduated lines inside so you can keep a record of water displacement. This is good. Ill get back to you.