Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Thursday, January 06, 2005

A woman boarding my subway train tonight wore a huge button on her coat that said: "No War on Iraq."

I had an overwhelming urge to say to her: "You're right, that Zarqawi guy really needs to stop all his anti-election violence."

But that would just be wasted sarcasm: I knew quite well her anger was reserved for the people who oppose the Zarqawi-types. She, in other words, was just another asshole.