Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Monday, January 24, 2005

Good picks, Ellen. Considering the suspended-animation properties that adhere to the Castle 1526, I'd like to add one more track to the score:

"One-Trick Pony" by Paul Simon.

It wasn't meant to be a melancholy song, but if you play it over and over for 40-something years, it'll get a bit depressing. Now see, if they had an Argo Avenger 8X8, they'd want to get their act together, make plans, and file for retirement tomorrow -- pack sensible lunches and drive proudly into the lake of Prospect Park, roll right over the syringes and beer cans that wash on the shores of that august fishing hole, and finally have some fun in life!

Hell, if I get one of those, I might retire myself. Drive my ass right into the Bronx River.