"This is so embarrassing. We had never done that before and now she's in the hospital and my cat's dead."I'll have to search my personal archives for anything that interesting. Blogs are for sharing.
Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.
Sunday, January 16, 2005
The Post is still better at stuff like this, but the News comes in with the latest quaotable quote. Moral of the story: when wildly porking your neighbor, be sure sure to put out the candles (or at least put out the cat):