Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Sunday, January 16, 2005

I.C.Q.? That is archaic. But back to what's important. We ventured out this weekend to the South Florida Fair. A mecca for the misfits of the world. We saw pig races and inbreeding and deep fried snicker bars. Is there a need to deep fry a snickers? I could actually hear arteries clogging. It was a fairly douche experience. It was made all the more fun because Nikoles came too. The rides were half closed do to the sporadic biblical rain we were experiencing. We pressed on. The Vin went too; he no longer misses any opportunities to venture into the unknown. My mom covered him in a rain poncho. A poncho. The word alone is bad enough. The highlight of the evening was Steve riding the glider ride with Nikoles. He looked like big man in a little suit. His legs were hanging off the back. And I witnessed Jenia eat a turkey leg as big as my head. All in all a fun day. I am not sure if we were watching all the inbred redneck trailer misfits or if they were watching the us.