After a long and perilous investigative mission to Vegas, Vito has returned safely to the New York area. We eagerly await his report from the floor of the Porn Awards.

So far, the details are sketchy. Did Ron Jeremy merely pose for a photo with Vito and his group, or did he invite them up to his room for a bowl of spaghetti? Would Ron Jeremy ever actually share his spaghetti?

And when they recruited Vito to perform on-the-spot mortadella inspection, exactly how did the competition stack up?

These are the things we need to know.