Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Thursday, September 30, 2004

Got a call from BazzukaJoe while on the train this evening. He gave me the run-down on the latest hurricane experience, the damage report, and the unwelcome news that he is down to his last pair of mutandes.

Yes, Stefanuch alerted us to the stench; I could almost smell it through the telephone.

I'm looking forward to the presidential debate tonight. I may even watch it! In any event, I expect to see on this blog a full analysis of tonight's event -- and I expect it to be submitted by this blog's newest member, the esteemed John Simms.

That's right, I'm handing out assignments now!
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