Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Tuesday, October 05, 2004

There it was! The only part of the vice presidential debate that matters: John Edwards telling his Jerusalem story, putting on his jury face, exploiting the six children killed in a nearby suicide bombing...

...Alane and I were surprised he didn't start channeling their voices for the audience.

"The dead children, they speak through me."

The man is a ghoul.

And he's getting his ass kicked.