Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

This shouldn't be so devastating, but I am nonetheless saddened: that august chain of quality merchandise outlets "Odd Job" is no more. They're not going away, mind you, but they are changing their name to "Amazing Savings."

The new name is lame. And the old name is packed -- packed! -- with Mastandrea gift lore.