They're going to the mattresses again in Florida, waiting for Jeanne to come hose things down. Uncle Vinny is considering painting Halloween scenes on the plywood boards that will be used to board up Spumoni South -- can Nativity themes be next?

Perhaps if I went down there and smoked enough cigars with Jenia, we could sufficiently pollute the atmosphere so as to alter the prevailing weather patterns.

That's it, I'm on my way!