Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Wednesday, September 01, 2004

With hurricane Frances heading straight for Spumoni Gardens South, we all know that this is the right time to make a big roast. Then cover it with foil, to make sandwiches later.

If we can only figure out a way to boil macaroni in the pool.

NYC is pretty quiet these days -- RNC convention nothwithstanding. Lots of cops at every streetcorner. As I gaze blankly from my office window I don't see a whole lot of traffic on Seventh Avenue.

Not bad.