Today was a stressful day at Spumoni South. It began with the lines at Home Douch-po. This is price gouging at its best. They cannot just sell they must profit from a category 5 frenzy. The wait was 2 1/2 hours. Then you have to wait to pay. So my mom has some mannish women ranch hand come pick us up with a duelie pickup truck to transport wood. She leaves me to right with this pro wrestler and here her rants and hatred for the big stores like home depot and publix. I partially agree during times like these. Anyway We get to Spumoni Gardens South and proceed to board up all the big front and back windows and put anything that can get air in a safe spot. El Duce surveyed the situation. There was some debate on whether to board up the front doors but good sense prevailed. Our neighbor Bill has informed us that he has enough Busch to get him till monday and he will be driving west to a "SAFE SPOT". Where I have no idea. He said he is not moving the boat or jet skis or anything else so whatever lands on our property we plan on keeping. I wish that they would hsve nsmed it better. Like hurricane Fangool, Follicullitis, Farquar no i gott it. From now on it shall be named HURRICANE FORMAGGIO!! And so we wait. When will it arrive and where. We will all be at Spumoni South. Power or not. Flood or not. So if anyone cannot reach us if you have a nextel and want to reach us use direct connect. Otherwise us the nextel website and send a text message to my phone. 561-262-7873.