Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Saturday, September 18, 2004

Okay, we're starting to receive documentation of last week's storming of New York's Flatus-hotel. At first we weren't sure just how many people/bagels/doughnuts would actually fit in a regular hotel room. But we learn quickly!

I talked to Joe Nebraska yesterday, but I'll give him a belated birthday shout-out on the blog -- and once again tell him he's a bum for not posting anything for so long.

And the rest of you are bums too!