Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Steef---

After reading your 10 recent thoughts post, I think I completely understand why you had that dream a few nights ago....

The constant critiquing of cnn news and fox news has made you completely insane...infact arguably certifiably nuts.....we need to cut back....

John I think you will appreciate this dream (or my perspective atleast), your cousin can fill you in on the details..

A few nights ago, I woke up to my better half whining and choking on his words (I believe he was crying) ..."THE GHOOOOOOOOOSTTTT....NOOOOOOOOO....THE TOWEL...."

I had to violently shake him awake.. He thanked me and said "the ghost was putting a towel on my head" and then he just passed out..At this point, I didn't know what to do....check him into a mental hospital or pretend like it didn't happen out of respect...



Naturally, I just chuckled myself back to sleep and decided to share it with his family members...respectfully ofcourse....

I later found out that Steve dreamed he was one of those "ghost hunters" and one of the ghosts put a large towel on his head and was choking him....Why a towel? I don't know....

The only thing I can gather from all of this is:


Time to lay off the spices ...leave them to the "REAL MEN"...or women for that matter....