Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Some Things I Been Wondering:
1. How come nobody ever uses the words "palooka" or "shnook" anymore? I miss them, can't we start a petition to bring them back?
2. How come RuPaul hasn't made any records recently? Or what about Lime? Is it just too much to ask for a new album from Right Said Fred?
3. How come nobody ever puts fried calamari on pizza?
4. How come between the half hour that supposedly separated the end scene of Rocky 4 and the opening of Rocky 5, Balboa's son ages 10 years... actually I take that back. Why in the hell did Stallone make Rocky 5?
5. Is Sour Cream actually spoiled milk?
6. How the hell can any wine be "dry"? Wouldn't it have to be powdered?
7. Is there any poem or song that rhymes the words "ascot" and "mascot"? And if not, why not?
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