Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

OK, people I am not a heartless bastard but the Kennedy funeral footage has become a little over-the-top. I haven't seen this kind of distraction from bigger issues and over-glorification of a flawed individual well since MJ...who I might add would get my election vote before Ted Kennedy anyday. Anyway, I'm not going to explore this any further, I don't need the CIA (whose agents are presently being reduced to junior high hall monitors) to report me to Janet Napolitano.
Lets see what else is going on? Last weekend Spumoni South witnessed the engagement of Stefani Massari and Steve Dombeck...an exciting announcement and great celebration. Last weekend, the A/C died in our apartment. Probably in Berea this doesnt seem like such a tragedy...but in South Florida its kinda like being wrapped in a wet down comforter and then stuffed into a dryer turned on high. I instantly converted into emergency mode getting an electric fan and opening all the windows. My kitchen window decided he didn't believe in staying open...he in fact believed in inflicting intense pain upon my fingers by slamming upon them. Safe to say after the loss of blood and throbbing pain...I kinda forgot about the heat. Landlord sent an AC the next morning. As he entered I noticed three things about:
1. He was Creole
2. He had no tools.
3. He was going to change am air handler and a compressor with no help.
I looked him right in the face and turned to give Jennie my best Big Kahuna impression...."Get attta here. Sent a guy with no tools....he's shot. Time to go."
Safe to say we left at 8am and he was still finishing at 9pm. Unbelievable. Anyway, I'm gonna be back to comment on Alane's crocodile dundee dream...I believe my analysis determined it has something to do with midgets ans Dennis Kucinich.