Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Tuesday, August 04, 2009


So after months of continuous verbal and literary assault by Sfingi, I've decided today to make my triumphant return to The Macaroni Dish. I was watching the news today and heard it was our President's birthday, and then they show him hanging out with Kim Jong Il...now thats what I call a shitty surprise party. I was priviliged to observe the rapid fire efficiency and execution of government operations today as I waited an hour at the courthouse to discover that the counterperson could not reprint me a title because Chrysler Financial needed to mail them a letterhead saying its okay. It made me wonder if 2 trillion dollars burnt in a California brush fire and nobody heard it...would it make a sound? Not on MSNBC. So, Sfingi baits me today by sending me this picture to see how I interpret the artists message. Is it a political joke about raising taxes? Is it suggesting the President is a diabolical supercriminal? I'm not really sure, what I am sure of is whenever the Joker robbed innocent people, at least he admitted to it. So I was intrigued by Johns last entry that he left the window open and got a cool draft...if I leave a window open here, I'm pretty sure all my furniture would melt and Jennie and I would explode into flame. Lets see what else, don't know if there was any mention of a new BazzukaJoe-Mobile. He gotta nifty little Dodge Caliber in a bright metallic lava color...haha subtle as always. Lets see whats else has been goin on here...Ree turned 22 in style...with a lot of Singstar karaoke that included but was not limited to Ian and I singing Aha's Take On Me and Rio by Duran Duran. Ree's Facebook should have some pics. Well, anyway Ms. Tylka just walked in and I should put some grub on.