The gynocologists office is not the place to be ever. The only women there are ones that are pregnant or itchy in some way. Either way they are always incredibly angry as soon as they get thru the door. Its like some sort of gateway of sarcasm and pain. Never put the paper gown on while your waiting for the doctor. She will not find it amusing. The thing looked like some kinda superhero costume. Like a paper cape and vest or something i still do not get it.

ANYWAY.....listen to steve's first statement......do not take advice from him about women. It would be wrong to take advice from any man about women. It is fundamentally impossible to predict what, how, where or anything at all about them. You will be wrong, always. Till that one come along that gets you. She will not ask WHY. She may think it but she won't ask it. There will be no repercusions when you accidently break several glasses trying to prove you could stack every glass in the house in a pyramid and break a few leaving you with odd numbers of matching glasses. OR how you managed to flush and entire package of 350 q-tips down the toilet. ( i told you my toilets could flush) OR when you accidently leaned on her car and made a big dent the first night you went out. GO AHEAD. YOU WANT TO ASK. There is really no reason, just because. When you find that girl, you'll know. You wont realize it when your wiping up the carnage but you will when there is no arguing and its just accepted. I never said she would like it,just accept it. I dunno.