The actual quote from Uncle Vito in regards to his bowel movements: "I don't push." This is usually a wise and hemmorhoid-free course of action. He said it more than once, he really wanted to stress to everyone its importance. Also worth mentioning, the blueberry pie was indeed an "Upper Crust" brand delicacy...but its no longer offered by Kosters. Merle, Jenia and I actually picked it up at Nebraska Meats (located on Northcake)...I looked behind the counter to see if they had any pictures of famous Nebraskans hanging on the wall...but sadly there were none. I mentioned it to Uncle Vito, if perchance there was a TV show host because one came to my mind...to which he said "Yes! Johnny Carson." Not the one I was thinking of...but a much better answer. He also informed us that Burl Ives won an oscar for a Western named "Big Country"...we checked his claim to IMDB and Wikipedia to find he was once again right on the money. You know I starting to think maybe a USPS ID badge can get you past airport security.