Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Friday, November 09, 2007

Don't get discouraged, Don Tommasino. Girls are fundamentally confused, just know that usually a guy ends up in the friend zone because hes worked hard to be an altogether decent human being...so let her poor judgement validate what you always say about yourself...you're awesome. Anyway, they say names predetermine your future job...Nikki is tied with Destiny and Ivy as the quintessential stripper name. Of course, I myself will refrain from dispensing any personal advice on choosing women...that would be like Michael Jackson saying "I can recommend you a really great plastic surgeon..." However, I've given it some thought and if parties are not working out for you, I think a good place to meet women is the gynocologist. Its just a thought.