Best of all, I have bestowed upon myself a new title. It is meant to be spoken in Japanese, so here's my best shot at displaying it phonetically:
Brandi will double-check me on this -- and maybe even prevail upon Kou to get us the kanji representation for this. After some quick-and-dirty internet research, I'm ready to make a high-risk, recklessly-presumptuous stab at how this might look:
Once Brandi/Kou sets me straight on the characters and syntax of the above, I'm ordering myself some new business cards!