Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Monday, November 08, 2004

Yes, Floridians are newly portrayed as very interesting people these days -- ask Maureen Dowd at the New York Times. Her couch is sweating. I'm still enjoying last week's election. People are taking it so hard! I've actually had to calm some folks down: remind them that the world isn't going to end. That the stuff they heard from Michael Moore (who?) and Dan Rather (what's the frequency?) and others was nonsense specifically designed to scare them silly. Their real beef is with them. Yeah, beef. Like the stuff in that woman's refrigerator.