Nice work, America. It makes me smile when I imagine James Taylor hugging a sobbing Leo DiCaprio and softly singing "you just call out my name..." in his ear. My apologies to the staunch Kerryites such as Stefanuch and Vito, lets remember that before we are Republicans or Democrats, above all we are BARESE. So lets try and stay focused on our ultimate mission:
"A Government of the Barese, For the Barese, Tutti Barese". Thank You.

Now for the important stuff:

New Words for the Encyclopedia Mastandrea:
1. Baloney-Spiccoli- I'm not sure I even need to define this one. Obviously, a reference to the male reproductive organs, and can be applied in a variety of contexts.
2. mumble folks mumble Kerry mumble mumble- not sure of the definition, but we all heard Bruce Springsteen say this 500 times the past month.

Business calls, I will return.