I agree with that assessment of the Haynie Lane nightmare house. It resembled the CAMP Crystal Lake house from the Friday the 13th movies. I offerred pat a 10 if he ate a pickle out of the fridge. He declined. In one of the rooms I stepped back and stepped on a full foil wrapped baked potato on the floor. In another room there was an alter set up in the closet with some gateway and hand written scrawl in another language. Entrance to the BIZZARO WORLD. There was one other thing that confused me.
Something Steve left out.

HAIR- One dog and one cat could not not possibly have created the amount of hair that covered this home. And as far as I can tell most of the furniture was damp. Chairs do not perspire. It was moist and covered in hair. It looked as if there was a hair hurricane and then it rained but only inside the house. Have you ever carried a wet hair covered couch. I burned the clothes i wore. That stink was infectious. I think the house had an infection.


What steve was not present for was my last visit. The house has been gutted out and we went on a tour. Darrell pointed out where he believes the waterbed broke and leaked through the ceiling. I wonder if that was a BAD water bed. We checked out the water sysytem. Or lack of. I removed the filter and there was a solid block of dirt in it. That filter is to remove sand and sediment. Our house filter is changed once a year and its clean, a few bits of sand and pebble is all. I could not see the filter. I dumped it out and and was not surpised to see no water at all. Bone dry. Black bath tub was the least of thier worries if they were drinking that stuff. Nasty. Astonishingly enough the house retained its stink. I was confused. No rugs tile or wood and most of the sheetrock torn out and yet this place could still generate a stink like no other.

Anyway I will be on the look out for Rabbi Marley. I haven't seen him yet.
Be on the look out for The Full Monty he will be working on the roof.